It’s the schwing of the North!

Yandy.com, the cheeky costume site behind past controversial Halloween get-ups like Sexy Pizza Rat and Sexy Donald Trump, has just rolled out a dubious “Game of Thrones” disguise in time for the HBO hit’s season finale next weekend.

It’s Sexy Jon Snow, which they’ve dubbed “Sexy Northern Queen.”

Yandy’s $150 Sexy Northern Queen Costume. (Yandy.com)

The barely-there livery includes a long black cloak with a faux fur trim, and little else. The buxom babe sporting this royal wardrobe would probably turn as blue as a White Walker’s eyes North of the Wall, considering she’s only sporting a high-cut black romper with plenty of peek-a-boo cutouts in the bodice. The lady-bits are barely covered by some faux leather panels that hang below the belt. It’s $149.95, and the requisite fishnets and knee-high boots are not included.

Yandy’s $150 Sexy Northern Queen Costume. (Yandy.com)

Then again, perhaps those of Northern blood like the Starks and Jon Snow on the show have a high tolerance for the cold, considering half the men who braved the wilds of the far North in last weekend’s episode weren’t even wearing hats.

You can create the look at home for less, of course, by going out in a black cutout bathing suit and boots, and draping a furry IKEA rug around your shoulders – which is how “Game of Thrones’” costume designer actually crafted the wraps worn by the Night’s Watch on the show.

Yandy’s $150 Sexy Northern Queen Costume. (Yandy.com)

We’d still rather be wearing the Dragon Queen’s breathtaking striped white winter fur coat that Daenerys saved the day in last episode, with its power shoulders and flattering tapered fit. Now that’s a sexy queen.